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Color, Calamity, and Conquerage

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 02:29:27 EST

In which our hero, all a-colored, does battle (after a fashion) whilst travelling 'cross deep, dark, colorful ways and places. Dearest reader, best not to get used to these colorful ways... the gods of color be fickle.

Recovery, Recuperation, and Rejuvination

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:34:40 EST

In which our hero is nursed back to health by the wise and clever Mot'Ym Thims; in which knowledge is shared, and in which our hero's journey continues, one sack of beans the richer.

Enter Mot'Ym Thims: Savior and Alchemist...

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:59:00 EST

In which our seemingly doom-ed hero is (amazingly) saved at the very last possible moment by a swift, speedy, and altogether sage character; in which we meet Mot'Ym Thims, and in which the Elixir of True Rockage is first encountered...

Joining Battle with the Soge Demon...

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:11:45 EST

In which battle is joined, our intrepid narrator doth reveal his more fearful and cowardly side, and our hero does meet with peril, dismay, and great agony! (narrator's warning: ... Only for the most brave and stalwart of readers...)

The Soge Demon!

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:32:16 EST

In which the wicked and fearful and tremendous and evil Soge Demon is revealed, and in which our narrator takes fright and will, most likely, be unable to narrate the events that are about to traspire for sheer terror and trembling.

Something Wicked Doth This Way Cometh...

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 10:46:00 EST

In which our hero merrily enjoys the bounty and true rockingness of forests and rivers... but Lo! What evil and falsely rocking bedlam doth approach from yonder horizon?!!

The House of Murk and Certain Doooom!

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:51:42 EDT

In which our swamp-faring hero espies a spooky and murky house, certain to be filled with all manner of doom and peril; in which the powers of true rockage and wisdom prevail (as they always do) ...

The Lord of False Rockage...

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:20:54 EDT

In which poetic verse and brilliant rhyme schemes are employed to fully detail the evil cunning and false rocking of a certain ill-intentioned, Nog Rearca...

The Day it Rained Tentacles...

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:44:56 EDT

In which our hero, through blade wielding fury, and sword swinging frenzy, creates a children's song, and a day of national recognition, and in which the Red Tower and its sinister occupant are revealed in all of their sinister-ness.

Chapter II: The Road

undisclosed@petaluma360.com (gio-benedetti) — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:38:38 EDT

In which our hero, now united with Ludvig, takes to the wide and wandering road... where much adventure and much peril awaits...